You must be good. Very good. And savvy.

Our institution has a job board which allows external companies to post open positions for which students may apply. Below is an actual job posting we received several years ago. My colleague was able to dig it up from the quagmire that is our current database server.

Texting from a few feet away? FOR SHAME!

Title: Internet Technician

Description: Looking for an internet savvy individual who is capable of product development on the internet through pop-ups.  Also, must know how to do web design.  You must be good.  Very good.  And savvy.  If you are not good, please do not apply.

Qualifications: You must be good.  Must be an “internet wizard”.